saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

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me after 15 seconds of studying:  i just cant do this anymore

ectobiologist:

I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here

yzma:

yeah childbirth is bad but have u knelt on a piece of lego